sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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