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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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• (707): View more from California

  someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.

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• (310): View more from California

  Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week

  (210): View more from Texas

  You are the most depressed sports fan I know

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• (254): View more from Texas

  You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover

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• (805): View more from California

  i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.

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