Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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