I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i would punch a child for taco bell
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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