I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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