There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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