What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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