Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
