I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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