I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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