BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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