Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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