Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he puts the penis in happiness.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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