Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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