They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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