I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The power of my boobs compel you
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize