Your mouth is God's brothel.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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