oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
