I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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