We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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