Define "chronic" masturbator.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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