week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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