They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
well you can't waste a boner
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
If I die, sorry about rent.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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