I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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