She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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