Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Just cropdusted the office
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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