...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
