I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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