hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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