i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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