it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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