I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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