someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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