I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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