Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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