Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
