whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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