i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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