I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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