thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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