you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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