You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
no more duck duck goose at the bar
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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