i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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