And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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