that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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