On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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