I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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