Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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