Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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