Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
