She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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