I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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