U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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