You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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