just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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